Best Friend: I like a man to have nice shoulders.
Me: Oh, me too. Male Friend has lovely shoulders, I've been getting a bit excited about them lately. Sometime his daily update picture is shirtless, and you can see shoulders and upper chest. I don't fancy him generally, but phwwwwoar.
Best Friend: Huh, I've never looked at his shoulders. Not like I'd need to, you're clearly doing enough perving for both of us!
Me: I am not perving. I just like his shoulders, they're all.. chiselled and boney.
Best Friend: Boney!? What is wrong with you?
Me: Many things.
Monday, March 16
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