just gave me a five pack of Tesco Double Chocolate Chip Cookies, with the instructions
don't eat them all at once!
Mother. Mother, mother, mother. I'm a serial eater/non-eater. After a day of non-eating, what do you think I'm going to do with a five pack of cookies but eat them all at once?
- E.
- I love eating. It's a shame it makes me want to cut off great fat slices of myself. I try to cheer up by bitching, having sex and drinking tea.
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