Me: I wish. Why?
Man: Dunno. It just.. seems like it. Don't. You don't need to.
Me: Hmm. Let's not have this conversation.
I then went to a friend's.
I went on the scales at hers after a baked potato with probably-not-half-fat-but-at-least-rennet-free cheese and I was HALF A STONE LIGHTER than last time I stood on scales. To be fair, I can't remember when that was (uhh, end of July? Whatever), but OMG I'm so excited. I haven't lost weight since.. about.. March? April? Whatever. This calls for a celebration.