Saturday, October 3

fat advice

I seem to have become a calling point for anyone I know having weight issues. In the past two days, three people (one close friend, and two people I only vaguely know) have come up to me, and been like

'E.. I think I've put on weight'.



I don't really know what to do. I quietly want them to all put on weight so that I look thinner. Bitter and spiteful? Yes. Does that matter? No.

2 comments:

  1. So tell them that your secret to weight loss is eating an entire jar of mayonnaise and peanut butter. And then laugh if they're gullible enough to believe you. >:D

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  2. You lie, of course. That way, they keep eating and you continue to look thinner in comparison.

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