Saturday, October 3

fat advice

I seem to have become a calling point for anyone I know having weight issues. In the past two days, three people (one close friend, and two people I only vaguely know) have come up to me, and been like

'E.. I think I've put on weight'.

I don't really know what to do. I quietly want them to all put on weight so that I look thinner. Bitter and spiteful? Yes. Does that matter? No.


  1. So tell them that your secret to weight loss is eating an entire jar of mayonnaise and peanut butter. And then laugh if they're gullible enough to believe you. >:D

  2. You lie, of course. That way, they keep eating and you continue to look thinner in comparison.