is what they're going to call me.
Guess who didn't eat all day?
Then had a nice little portion of vegetarian chilli and some rice.
Then, OH WAIT, had only half a bottle of wine and then went out to buy and consume two bags of crisps back to back at 10pm.
This is not the first time this has happened to me. More like a regular occurance. Whatever. I like being 'Tony Two Crisps'.