In great need of a good shag.
What I Have Learned On Holiday:
- the only vegetarian option in ANY European-not-British restaurant is margarita pizza.
- swimsuits are still as shit as ever.
- however, swimming is fabulous exercise, which I should and would do more often if it weren't for the whole.. costume thing.
- it's always better to be even slightly drunk than to not be drunk at all.
- sizing is mental in Europe.
- never, ever, ever go shopping with your mother.
i to wish it were acceptable to swim fully clothed clingy costume material and lack of fat coverage doesnt work with me either lol
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Sizing. Yikes. Like when i needed to know my dress size for a prom dress and the clerk ONLY glanced at my ass and got it right.
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I don't live in Europe, but from what I've seen from my travels I can safely agree with all of these (including the need for a shag).
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