the contents of my bin

When you're someone who dumps food which has been 'eaten', and then later eats shit loads of junk, it makes for an interesting load of rubbish.

• crisp packets x 5
• fun size chocolate bar wrappers x 8
• proper chocolate bar wrapper x 2
• empty bottles of Diet Coke x 2
• manky old bananas, untouched x 2
• untouched melted ice cream in a carrier bag x 1
• an untouched roll, also in carrier bag x 1
• an untouched brownie, also in carrier bag x 1
• soggy and off cereal

Jesus.