total meltdown

Today I had what could only be described as a complete freak out over... lunch. I haven't had one of them in AGES: I've been quite... well, I haven't been complaining, hence the lack of blogging.

However, it came to lunch today, and I don't know what happened. I looked in the fridge and cupboards at Work Guy's house, and all I could see was either lumpy soup (eww eww soup) or just fat fat fat. Things I would never eat. I wanted to make a lettuce and pepper roll, which is effectively all I will ever eat for lunches, but there was no lettuce. And to make a roll with just pepper would be weird and I'm striving not to look weird here.

So I took an apple and he looked at me and was like 'what the fuck? There's nothing else you want? You're going to start fading away' (which is a ridiculous suggestion). I shook my head and already knew this was going to be a bad experience.

He was like 'cheese on toast? You said you have that sometimes', and that is true, except I have a single piece of half fat cheddar on wholemeal granary. So I agreed, feeling wholly wary.

Looking in the fridge again, I was like 'oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck' because all there was was brie, ready grated mozzarella (VOM) and cheap, budget, full fat mature Tesco cheddar. I fully freaked, I just... could not bring myself to do it. He was like 'what? What's up with it? Why can't you?' and oh God it was horrible.