Tuesday, July 28

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My boss gave me the old 'this is what not eating does to you' speech, which I get every single time I look a bit thinner.

'look at her [Madonna's] arms!'
'it's disgusting'
'that's what you get if you don't eat'
'no, that's over-exercising'
'yeah, but it wouldn't happen if she ate properly. you've always got to eat properly'.

Yes, boss, no, boss, three bags full, boss.

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