In great need of a good shag.
What I Have Learned On Holiday:
- the only vegetarian option in ANY European-not-British restaurant is margarita pizza.
- swimsuits are still as shit as ever.
- however, swimming is fabulous exercise, which I should and would do more often if it weren't for the whole.. costume thing.
- it's always better to be even slightly drunk than to not be drunk at all.
- sizing is mental in Europe.
- never, ever, ever go shopping with your mother.