A KFC Toasted Twister. Never had one, but I bet it's crisp, zingy and.. wrapped.
I'm a vegetarian. Why the Christ do I want fast food chicken?
509 calories per wrap, 52.3g carbs and 23.1g fat. Enough said.
Secret Problem #3:
MY NEAREST KFC (or any fast food outlet, for that matter) is TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX MILES AWAY.
If it weren't for the overnight boat journey or, alternatively, a flight costing between £1-200, I'd be there right now, vegetarian or not.