Friday, December 25

omfg

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY.
I'VE HAD MY VEGETARIAN FRIENDLY, SINGLE PORTION CHRISTMAS DINNER ALREADY.
AND I'VE TANKED UP ON THE WINE.



NEWSFLASH:

I'm ravenous. So, so fucking hungry. How?! Have my binges become so all consuming and calorific that CHRISTMAS DINNER does not satisfy me?

Disown me now. Or kill me now, it'll make no difference.

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