Friday, December 18

why d'you play that song so loud?

Passed my driving test. Hurrah! Second time's a charm ;)

Then I got drunk. On a Wednesday night. Always good!

The examiner. FUCK ME. Enormous! Like, had-to-hold-the-frame-of-the-car-in-order-to-
lower-himself-into-the-chair-I-kept-hitting-his-leg-while-trying-to-change-gear-bec
ause-it-hung-so-far-over-the-seat-found-it-difficult-to-speak enormous.

Wanted out of that car as soon as possible.

Have decided that until Man leaves Girlfriend ("January".. we'll see..), I'm going to pull.
BECAUSE I WANT TO.

Y'know. Like that Billie song.

5 comments:

  1. EWWWW that sounds so gross you must be a really good driver to not have let that destraction stop you :)

    and no im not size 6 no way well not my thighs/bum shops are just making sizes bigger!! but nonetheless ill easily lap up all comments of bitch when referring to my size :)

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  2. This is why I drive a Motorbike.

    Cars SUCK!! You couldn't carry all that flab comfortably on a bike :p

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  3. Heeyyy, congrats!
    D'you have your own car now? That would be legendddd. And weldone for not letting the enorma-guy distract you ^.^

    ~Twigs
    xx.

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  4. I do not have my own car, unfortunately. But I have a fair run at my dad's Berlingo..

    Uh huh.

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  5. Well done on passing your test, especially on your second time. I took six, yes, SIX tests before I passed...

    I'm okay. Managing to distract myself from thinking about food or missing A too much. Thank goodness for busy days.

    x

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