I am a woman. And sometimes, just sometimes, women have tits. Sometimes, women have disproportionately large tits compared to the size of their, say, hips, or waist. In situations like these, some PADDED MONSTROSITY, or a BALCONY BRA will not do. I partially blame bras like these (also, partially my genes, but whatever) for my having been told on more than three occasions that my boobs do not look real. I do not want to look like some pushed up, padded out Katie Price wanna!
And so I come to you, A N Other Bra Company. I want non-padded, but I want it to be sexy. I don't want to stick that in the search box, and get back four plain white t-shirt bras! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Man up. Seriously. I want underwear. I've got mature and experienced male colleagues to impress.
Lots of love,