Thursday, June 10


Any time I see my boyfriend and his married ex boss have been flirt messaging again (ugh), I feel we're even if I get myself off to some lesbian porn.

I don't know why, because a) he doesn't know I do it, b) even if he did, he'd think it was so hot, I genuinely believe he'd keel over, and c) it's not like I do this exclusively only at these times.


  1. Epic revenge win. He'd probably have teen-anime-style nosebleed fountains all over the place. (He flirts with his ex-boss? Ass. Ass ass ass assface)

  2. He does. Ass. But it's okay, all the more excuse for me. This is clearly a bizarre relationship.