'Wow, I didn't realise you were so skinny! That hurt me... must've hurt you!'
a) Apparently, I have a pointy spine.
b) What do you expect, if you poke said pointy spine?
c) 'I didn't realise you were so skinny' - fucking brilliant.
I nearly passed out on the toilet at work today. I'M GOING TO DIE LIKE ELVIS.