While not here, I have
- become obsessed with the World Cup (come the fuck on, Germany!)
- been told I have eczema, like the weird flakey boy in my primary school class did :(
- acquired one of the nicest views I've ever seen
- got really excited about my summer festivalling
- made the council's culture spokesperson resign because I proved him wrong in front of the whole council (in a much less dramatic way than I've portrayed it!)
- had exploding boobs (stupid pill) - when naked, I now look like Milk Bottle Jordan, with a less toned stomach and little patches of discoid eczema
FUCKING MESS, PHYSICALLY!
Pretty alright... "emotionally".