must stop reading lol_anaz

4 reelz. i dnt even wana join it liekz (tho id fit in ryt wit mi awesum typin stylezzz n lackz of punktuation innit) but it's making me feel quite shit about myself.

'BMI of 21 is on the fatter side of normal'.

Wut mate.

I mean, I know I'd agree in relation to myself. But for general life, spreading it round the internet purposes.. that's not really on.

EDIT: CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

"..and when she finally awoke, she screamed '95lbs2beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'"

I haven't laughed that much since I was hyped up on marshmallows and derived of sleep at friends' parties, aged 10. Sadly, my raspy cough did not enjoy the lolz. Ouch.

Also, on Come Dine With Me last night, the first host brought out her snake at her dinner party

.

She put it on the table, and it shat everywhere. They zoomed in.

If you haven't seen a snake shit, go, now, watch. Barf. Well, that's pretty much how I reacted.