Man professes to 'love' my buttocks. I don't understand, and last night told him he could love it from far away, because then it would be small and unrecognisable.
He replied 'you can't love a bum from a distance!', while taking a good handful.
I just don't think you can love a bum full stop, but that's where we start to disagree..
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