While she was preparing to walk a 10k yesterday (while I sat on my fat arse and ate ice cream while Facebook stalking everyone I know), she started out complaining that
'I feel really tired'
Fair enough. It then progressed to
I feel really tired and I look really fat.
Which was subsequently repeated OVER AND OVER AGAIN for two hours until she left the house.
How long are those legs? Like, 6ft? I know my legs are longish, but they look PALTRY in comparison to those beasts. Falke model, I salute you.