don't eat my food.

I bought a malted wholegrain Nimble loaf on Thursday - for myself. It has only 49 kcals per slice, and considering toast is probably a) the thing I eat most in the whole world and b) my favourite food (and thus my biggest downfall), I decided that by lowering the calories in the bread, I might start to do better in losing weight.

I came back from Man's house yesterday to find that there were about five slices left.

I pity the fool who eats my bread. I do.